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According to transactions in 2004 and 2008, the Vale in Kensington and Chelsea would set you back an average of £4,677,500 to live there. Ouch.

If your pennies won't stretch that far, you can always opt for Ingram Avenue, at a price of £4,465,000, or how about Cottesmore Garden, for £4,288,125?

Or... You could be like me, and live in a normal house in an affordable street, in a perfectly decent area of the UK.